Summer is great, we all know that. But it really can’t compare to the feeling of moving back into your apartment or sorority with your best friends. Summer is fun for the first two months and then July rolls around and we’re ready to get out of our hometowns, be done with our internships and head back to the place we really call home; our beautiful campuses. I’ve almost checked out of my internship completely (you’re all lying if you say you haven’t) and I have a countdown until I can move into my new apartment. Here are some reasons why it’s time to go back to school:
1. Wearing Norts all day, every day
2. Football season
3. Tailgating
4. Waking up at 5 am for tailgating and breakfast club.
5. Your favorite bartender misses you
6. The bouncers who hate you miss the entertainment they get from laughing at your drunk ass
7. Skipping class to watch Netflix
8. Your fuck buddy
9. Having sex
10. House parties
11. Fraternity parties
12. Your regular table at the local Mexican restaurant misses you
13. Seeing your friends everyday
14. Being able to walk to your classes
15. Your school’s gym/rec center
16. Visiting your friends at other schools
17. You actually miss going to class
18. Fall ( every girl in the history of the world loves Fall more than most things, don’t lie to yourself)
19. Pumpkin Spice Lattes (I’ve never actually had one but I know they’re right behind Karkov as the official drink of college girls)
20. Hearing the song “I Love College” seven hundred and fifty thousand times
21. Two Dollar Tuesdays
22. Cheap alcohol at the bars (Dollar shots, anyone?)
23. Wearing sweaters and boots and looking identical to every other girl on campus. But it’s okay because we all look amazing in them
24. Cute single boys everywhere
25. Getting new school supplies and clothes (because we’re all still 16 at heart)
26. Free condoms at the health center. Seriously, they just give them to you
27. Going dark with your hair for fall and winter #brunettepower
28. Drinking on Mondays. Or Tuesdays. Or Wednesdays
29. Basically being able to drink whenever you want
30. Seriously, even on Sundays
31. Your favorite campus restaurant and all their delicious food
32. Watching the freshmen wander around with the lost look on their faces
33. Watching freshmen attempt to get into the campus bars with their fake IDs
34. The bathroom line in bars
35. Making new friends in the bathroom line
36. Actually getting an A after studying your ass off for a hard exam
37. Spending hours in the library studying, so you can go to the bar later, of course
38. The Nearly Naked Mile (every school does those, right?)
39. Homecoming Week
40. Going back to school means you’re one month closer to TomorrowWorld (if any of you FMGM girls are going, let me know!)
41. Not actually getting carded because the bouncers know who you are
42. Waking up with smeared bar stamps on your arms
43. Octobongs and keg stand
44. Porchin. The ultimate college hobby
45. Being surrounded by thousands of people who all love your school as much as you do
Let’s all take a moment of silence for how perfect our schools are. Start your countdowns, ladies. We’ll all be back where we belong before we know it!
(A special thanks to all of my beautiful, drunk friends for letting me use their pictures for this post!)
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